"Cottondale Confirmation", the third story in the Redneck Riviera short story series, takes aim at how religion is observed in the South, and offers a hilarious look at how it may be seen from someone who has no concept at all of what is going on. JorG doesn't know anything about religion, but he does know the contractor who built the galaxy, and as the little green guy learns something about Sunday morning customs in the South, we learn that there really is a higher power, and that they like grits.